If I bought a 2000 Harley Davidson XL1200S what kind of tattoo should I get?

Sat, Dec 12, 2009

Q&A

Everyone knows whem you buy a Harley you have to get a tattoo and some leather bondage gear too.
And should I grow my hair out or just shave it off? I just really want to piss of the man.

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24 Responses to “If I bought a 2000 Harley Davidson XL1200S what kind of tattoo should I get?”

  1. gwu 11 Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 4:20 AM

    haha this question made my day

  2. ben Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 4:52 AM

    definently get a waving american flag hangin by a gun (instead of a pole)

  3. ed b Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 5:30 AM

    an Eagle

  4. mustang_gurl4 Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 5:38 AM

    just get what really fit’s your personality.you should just get some samples of tattoos and see which one fit’s your bike the most you will find the right one just make sure you don’t go to really cheap stores for bikes i went there and they gave me some stupid plain colors with no design’s!!

  5. Lateef Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 6:31 AM

    How about “DON’T TAZE ME BRO”? That’s pretty funny man! I laugh when I see the weekend biker with the chest out, fingerless gloves, dew rag etc. It’s so funny how people change when they fire up their hawg. As for the tat……You can’t sell em’ when you get tired of them.

  6. irkt Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 7:27 AM

    Get a tramp stamp that says “My @ss is for sale but my heart belongs to Daddy.”

  7. curmudgeon55 Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 7:58 AM

    A jackazz- or tattoo of yourself, same thing. Bart- you’ve had maybe 2 honest, guidline following answers out of maybe 30 postings. Rest have been instigating, troublemaking and not funny- you got maybe 4 jokes in and that is very poor results for posting here. If you can’t at least be funny instead of sickening then maybe the rest of the readers wil report you as abuser of guidelines and you’ll get bounced again. Try to straighten out in next week.

  8. Philip P Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    Oh get the flying Skull with 81 underneath!!!!
    and the “RED & White” accross you chest!!!!
    :-)

  9. andygroch Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    For you, I would put a do not enter sign on your butt.

  10. Heavy_Cavalry_Sgt Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    “Triumph”

  11. polarbear Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    You would have to go through the crap of having your Triumph tat removed,… tough break. Personally I think you ought to get one at the small of your back that says “please finish quickly”….

    …Here is your answer for you to the harley as show bike query. I was typing it while you wimped out and chose best answer…
    ..If you want an HD just for show, then you have way more money than brains. Simple as that. Ride it 10 miles, ride it 100 per day,…its your call.
    But know this, understand it, and at least TRY to get this through your thick skull: You ain’t gonna impress someone that doesn’t need or want to be impressed. Other harley riders don’t care! You cannot show off to someone that doesn’t need to be shown anything! Your desperate need for attention, acceptance, and affirmation is evident by your incessant pandering & harassment of harley riders and their choice of equipment. You want respect? EARN IT. You want to be accepted? ACT LIKE IT. Don’t like vibration? grow a set of nuts, will ya? I suppose your Japanese bikes run and purr like a kitten with ZERO vibration? Not hardly. You take this as an insult? tough. shut up and ride. Put down the wii and get out there and ride for chrissakes!
    Your confession that you rode a friend’s bike “better” than he could? thats subjective and arrogant. Do you not understand HE owns the bike? That means he doesn’t WANT the bike to do that. That means you abused your relationship due to the fact he did not ask you to wheelie the thing. He didn’t know it would wheelie because he didn’t want to know. If he has any self respect whatsoever he told you where to get off. When you follow other riders and you are frustrated by ordinary behavior, it only serves to indicate deep seeded feelings of a misguided superiority, which is actually masquerading insecurity. They are not losers; You THINK you are a loser, therefore you THINK you need to be better. They ride their bikes the way they want to. You need to understand: its their right to ride the thing as they see fit. Its highly unlikely you can ride their bike “better than him”. Engaging in narcissistic self promotion is not impressive AT ALL. Judge not, lest ye be judged… you ever heard THAT before? It applies to the prospect of you buying a harley as well: go ahead and buy and pay what YOU think is right….and quit with the never-ending anti harley rants. If your gonna ride one you cannot necessarily talk sh*t about it can you?

  12. molitor Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    An eagle soaring above the company logo with a flaming skull in its talons with an American flag in the background and a banner that says ride to live or freedom or some other deep thought provoking slogan. Maybe some wolves howling below to complete the cheese factor.

  13. randy Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    first, grow up. You’re too immature to ride a harley.
    second, I’ve owned 26 bikes, but I prefer to ride a Harley. What business is it of yours? I don’t care what YOU ride.
    I have tattoo’s. A lot of them. Tat’s are personal and have meaning to the person who gets it. I had my first Tattoo when I was still riding rice eaters. It had nothing to do with it. It was a memorial to a good friend who died. All of the rest of them mean something. Whether it is my wifes name inside a heart on my arm, my harley wings, my dragon to celibrate my first sons birth in the year of the dragon, or any one of the others. If you don’t like that, Too damn bad.
    I wear leather. I wear leather boots to protect my feet. Better than the tennis shoes you probably wear. I wear leather chaps. To protect my legs from road rash. Better than the short pants you probably wear. I wear a leather vest with my clubs colors on it. Because I’m proud to wear them, and because I like wearing a vest. It protects me better than the T shirt you wear. Sometimes I wear a heavy leather jacket. Why? because good leather is the best non synthetic way of protecting my skin from the road, and keeps me warm.
    Why do I do this? because little man, I have been knocked off them a few times and I know what happens when you don’t wear the proper gear just because you think it looks cool not too. yes, I was young and stupid once too. But I figured it out when I was still a kid, racing in enduro’s and later moto cross. The habit was reinforced on the street.
    I wore my hair long in highschool. I cut it off in the service, and later as a cop. But after I retired from law enforcement, I grew it long again. 3/4 of the way down my back. When a brother developed cancer, and went thru chemo, he lost all his hair. I shaved my head bald, donated my hair to “locks of love” to be made into a wig for a lady with cancer. I decided I liked having my head shaved bald, and have kept it that way for the last 8 years. What business is it of yours?
    Why don’t you stick with the scooter of your choice, wear whatever you choose to wear, and leave the Harley’s to those who enjoy them. Meantime, maybe we will meet on the road, and you can tell me in person what you think of my bike or how I dress.
    ride safe

  14. J.R. Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    Do what you want, get what you want, tick off who you want, but in the end, it has nothing to to with the bike. The bike will get respect, but it sounds like you want to give “real” enthusiasts a bad name, and end up getting beat up, arrested, or dead.

  15. bikinkawboy Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    Personally, I’m a fan of the skull wearing a cowboy hat, but that’s just me. How about tattooing a big “M” on each butt cheek. Bend over and drop your drawers and it will say MoM and lay on your back with your butt shining and it will say WoW. I’ve heard it’s a great way to impress women.

    So far I’ve only been able to afford one letter, so my butt says either Mo or oW.

  16. Choppy C Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    get a skull with crossed pistons on your back and ride around Chicago! Or ride around florida like that! or tatto 81 on your chest and come hang out in Phoenix.

  17. azgreybeard Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    shave your hair off and get a pink fairy tat

  18. Andy Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 1:51 PM

    You will never be anything but a PMF.The best part of you got left as a stain on the sheets.

  19. dirtytricksracing@sbcglobal.net Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    Shave your head and have Bart S put on one side and Bart P on the other.

  20. Jancie Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Well, lets see, you claim to be in the York PA area, I believe that is still Pagans territory, so Why not have “WARLOCKS” tattooed on then do us all a favor and walk into a Pagan owned bar.

  21. Aussie H.D. Rider Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    A brat holding his tool in his hand – just like you in real life.Now go take your sisters underwear off before your mother gets home.

  22. doug Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    i started to answer this but then decided you weren’t worth my time.hope to meet you on the road someday.we can talk about it then

  23. hjol-61 Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    Tattoo the back of a Honda GL1800 :)

  24. red Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    property of Bart S


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